Words of WisdomBoy, whatever you is and where ever you is, don't be what you ain't, because when you is what you ain't, you isnt't
Photo AlbumsPhotos have been added for the Sailing Singles Commodore's Ball and for the National Day of Prayer. Keep checking back because more will be added during the week
Moms The following are different answers given by young school-age children to the given questions:
Why did God make mothers?
She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
Mostly to clean the house. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
He made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What kind of little girl was your Mom?
My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. They say she used to be nice.
How did your Mom meet your dad?
Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
His last name.
She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your Mom marry your dad?
My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. She got too old to do anything else with him. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
What makes a real woman?
It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
Mothers don't do spare time.
To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
About 30 years.
You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!
Describe the world's greatest Mom? She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
The greatest Mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts! She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.
Is anything about your Mom perfect?
Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist. Her casserole recipes, but we hate them.
Just her children
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
|Somerset Meeting Tue 5/10/05|
The Somerset Singles Ski and Golf Club will conduct their May meeting at the Troy Elks Club at 1451 East Big Beaver between Rochester Road and John R. on the north side of the street.
The General Meeting will start at 8:00pm with dancing to a DJ after the meeting. Come early for spaghetti dinner.
|Somerset Meet and Greet Thur 5/12/05|
Somerset will meet at Fishbone, 23722 E. Jefferson at 9 MILE RD. 586 4983-000. Fishbone's is listed in the Entertainment book and they feature a game room and Happy Hour specials.
|Sailing Singles Meeting Fri 5/13/05|
Sailing singles will hold their may meeting at the Troy Elks Club located at 1451 East Big Beaver on the North side of the road between John R and Rochester Rd.
Doug Gentry, chairman of the board of Sailing Singles and the program director has lined up William Lynch of the Detroit Yacht Club as a speaker and the "Sailing Singles Players" will present their update 2005 presentation of "Good Boat,Bad Boat.
The presentation will precede club announcements and the meeting starts at 8:00 pm. dancing to a DJ will follow.
|Dinner Theater Sat 5/14/05|
Troy Elks Club at 1451 East Big Beaver between Rochester Road and John R. on the north side of the street.
DINNER THEATRE: Meet at 5:30 in Sports Bar or meet in stage area for dinner at 6:30 Show starts at 8:00 pm. Dinner inluded $25 Call Chuck Ciaramitaro at (586) 954-2
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|St REne Dance Sat 5/14/05|
St Rene Singles Club will hold their monthlly dance at the St Rene social hall, 35955 Ryan between 15 & 16 mile in Sterling Heights
Contact Shirley 586 939 8357 firstname.lastname@example.org
|Travel Roundup Sun 5/15/2005|
Hyatt Regency in Dearborn
2005-2006 Travel Roundup Show starts at 1:00 pm Dance with 3 pc band at 4:30 pm Click here for more.
|Upcoming Special Events|
Some of these events require advance registration and are presented here so that you can take appropriate action.
The Michigan Heart Association will be sponsoring their 18th annual Heart Ball on Saturday May 21, 2005.(note the change) Details are here.
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|Art Exhibit at the Red Hat Winery|
Nancy Curnow, a member of Sailing Singles and on the right in the photo, is showing her Art at the Red Hat Winery from April 13, thru May 11. The hours are: Wednesday to Friday from noon til 7pm, Saturday from 9:00 am til 7 pm and Sunday from 1:00 pm tile 5 pm.
The Red Hat Winery is located at 24601 Jefferson 4 blocks south of 10 mile in St Clair Shores.